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spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

spoopystationmanagement:

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe

posted on October 22nd   290,962 notes   via war-allthetime   Source

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

c1504:

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

posted on October 22nd   241,843 notes   via wankbankofamerica   Source

the-softwolf:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

posted on October 22nd   50,155 notes   via war-allthetime   Source
xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

xekstrin:

thedovahcat:

ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE

ferrets are ridiculous

posted on October 22nd   198,110 notes   via tyleroakley   Source

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iwishihadafather:

Hello, police? There’s been an accident.

iwishihadafather:

Hello, police? There’s been an accident.

posted on October 22nd   543 notes   via wankbankofamerica   Source

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mishas-cat-ears:

fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy

twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance

my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time

panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it

posted on October 22nd   17,053 notes   via war-allthetime   Source

supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014

posted on October 22nd   9,180 notes   via war-allthetime   Source

❝ I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone. ❞

— Dan Howell (via mohalaby)

posted on October 22nd   657,964 notes   via this--too--shall--pass   Source

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

posted on October 22nd   513,052 notes   via gnarly   Source
spicy-vagina-tacos:

handling responsibilities like

spicy-vagina-tacos:

handling responsibilities like

heyfunniest:

GOLD

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zubat:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…

zubat:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…

posted on October 22nd   11,274 notes   via 420dongsquad   Source