I did not know this.
The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth
a secret passive aggressive fork language i can’t breathe
Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey
ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE
ferrets are ridiculous
Hello, police? There’s been an accident.
fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy
twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance
my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time
panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it
"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
handling responsibilities like
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS PICTURE FOR 33 YEARS…